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“Justice Scalia is like Jabba The Hutt with a Law Degree…” Updates – VIDEO

Hello loved ones,

It’s the world’s most trusted news anchor: Pat McGroine.

This week we had some sad music news. Turns out the lead singer of the legendary grunge band Stone Temple Pilots was found dead. At least he died what he loved doing: drugs. Rest in peace, Scott. At least you passed away before your career did.

Scott Weiland in all his Drugorific Glory. Smashing ear drums with Velvet Revolver.
Scott Weiland in all his Drugorific Glory. Smashing ear drums with Velvet Revolver.

Also this week, McDonald’s introduced a brand new “Taste Crafted” menu. Hmm. I really don’t understand this move. Hey McDonald’s, if I wanted quality food I wouldn’t be going to McDonald’s. What’s next, actual ingredients? Get outta here!

In case you wanted a choice of how to put together your processed burger, McDonald's has this "Taste Crafted" Menu for you.
In case you wanted a choice of how to put together your processed burger, McDonald’s has this “Taste Crafted” Menu for you.

Anyway, more gun news. Turns out gun rights activists at the University of Texas are planning a mock mass shooting. Interesting, interesting…. I mean, what could go wrong? A bunch of people with guns on campus looking crazy. Anyway, this is as terrible of an idea as having a mock holocaust or a life on the plantation slavery reenactment. Just plain nuts.

And lastly, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said black students are too stupid for top-tier universities. This isn’t anything new for Scalia. He has a long record of being a racist, homophobic asshole. Don’t worry though, he’s old and his ideals will die with him.

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